He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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