He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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