Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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