it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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