Its about making memories worth repressing
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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