i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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