I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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