He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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