Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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