i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Liz is crying about burritos again.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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