Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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