at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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