Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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