pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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