they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Who wears a wallet chain?!
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize