so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Randomize
