of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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