Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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