508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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