you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Did I show you my penis last night?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
You ate ashes out of my bong
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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