everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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