Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Porn is love you can see.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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