i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
