i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Randomize
