so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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