So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
you made out with another girl for some wings
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
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