The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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