just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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