I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She's JV to your varsity
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Vodka?
Forever.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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