He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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