So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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