I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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