I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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