In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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