Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
we should paint friendship bongs
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
