I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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