Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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