I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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