There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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