How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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