Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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