Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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