brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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