So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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