She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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