Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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