Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
