Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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