i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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