So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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