I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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