It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
You're like the curious george of whores
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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