i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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