Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I need a beard to bite.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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